sexy spec??? more like a fuckin reck lol j/k

Iight imma try to make this quick cause
it is exactly 3:11 in the mofo mornin so...
i was youtube surfin...
bored than a penguin in a courtroom lol..
and i come across a reaction vid to Spectacular strokin video
Now i didnt even kno he had a strokin video so i search it...
watch it...
was blown away lol
really though it was pretty gay (no diss to gay people)
I use to think he was pretty cute and all that good stuff til i saw that
I couldnt find a Embed code to post on here or even a URL so
yall could just go see for yourselves so...
imma post up this funny as remake cartoon of it
and its really not that much of an exaggeration....
its basically what he did in his video...
but anyway watch it and lemme kno what u think lol





okay so when i searched it a second time on youtube to show my friend
i saw it had a part two
i clicked it and while it was loadin i just couldnt stop thinkin
"why the hell is this nigga gone embarass him self again" lol
but it wasnt quite like that tho
He basically retracted alot of shit he did and said in the first video
and he did another stripper dance but this time this nigga
wasnt wearin no pink ass panties lol....
It was kinda cute (???) lol....
It definitely wasnt anything like the first video
He kinda reclaimed his manhood with this one
well...
even thats debatable lol
but anyways.....





Lemme kno what u thought about the videos

Oldies but Goodies

I dont know when this song came out but i first heard about it around i think 07 or something like that...Kanye, Nas, KRS, and Rakim- Classic



This....i dont know when it came out but it was a while ago.....years ago....i kno yall remember this one.....this my ish.....112- Cupid



Wow now this right hear is a classic for real....old school hip hop....i guess the song didnt have an actual video cause i couldnt find it on youtube so we'll just have to make do with this....The lyrics in here are the shit too....Eric Sermon & Marvin Gaye- Just Like Music



Now I hate (correction: severely dislike) reggae music but this is my stuff.....heard it bout a month ago and i kept singing one little part in my head so i wouldn't forget the lyrics so i could search em that night and downlad it...i had no idea who made it or what it was called.....brought back good memories....Wayne Wonder- No Letting Go



This song reminds me of when i was like a extra little kid and i was drivin on a extra long road trip to St. Louis lol...its a definite classic...Nelly- Country Grammer



This song was just a "for the moment fave" when it came out but for some reason i heard it on the radio one day recently and it was automatically a fave again...Chingy- One Call Away



This song is craaaaazy!!! lol...i was pretty young when this came out but this song has a lot of memories with it too...a whole lot..ones that you would think were crazy when thinkin about a nasty song like this lol...its a goodie tho...Juvenile- Back that thang/ass up




It was alot of other ones too but of course i aint got time to put all of those vids up so...i guess i'll just list em below...hope these brought back memories for you or made u remember some of the classics u might have forgot...bout to be a long ass list lol

Nelly- Dilema
KIndred The Family Soul- Far Away
Jay-Z- Jigga My Nigga
Diddy- I'll Be Missing You
Ja Rule- Im Real
Diddy- I Need A Girl
Tupac- I Get Around
Joe- I Wanna Know
Kanye- We Dont Care
Kurupt- Its Over
Common- The Light
Marques Houston- Smile
Tupac- Me and My Girlfriend
Mr. Biggs- Contagious (even i forgot about this one lol)
Lil' Romeo- My Baby- (hah...the good old days lol)
Nas- I Can
Nelly- Ride Wit Me
Usher- Nice & Slow
Nelly- Pimp Juice(i remember when this song came out and me and my granddaddy were listenin to it on the nellyville CD and Nelly said that pimp juice goes all the way from "age 50 right down to nine" and i started cryin cause was only like 8 or 7 and i was too young to have pimp juice lol i was a lame)
R.Kelly- I Wish
Sisqo- Thong Song
Sisqo- Incomplete
Lil' Bow Wow- Thank You (yep he was still called Lil' Bow Wow back then
Tupac- Changes
Nas- You Owe Me
LL Cool J- Im Gone Make It Better
Snoop Dogg- Beautiful

WOW!!!

Ok so i dont kno if you've been seeing this on the news or not
but in some cemetaries they're actually digging up bodies and throwing
the bones off some where, relining the caskets, and reselling em!!!
Like WTF!?!?!
How disrespectful can you get!!
Leave the damn dead people alone!!!
The one thing i don get though is dont you think people family
still visits and can notice that their love one's grave has been dug up??
everywhere there's nice grass and then when they get to a certain grave its
just a lump of dirt in the ground
the people who dig them up steal their jewelry and and clothes and whatever else you
bury them wih too
Truthfully when my mama told me that i didnt really care
cause it wasnt anyone i knew
atleast i thought it wasnt.......
they dug up my cousin's father and her auntie
i didnt really kno them cause they died around the time i was born
but my whole family were freakin HEATED
i dont kno what they're gonna do about it though
....................................................................................................................................................................
Something related to this topic is a lady who heard about this
knew that her son was buried in one of the cemetaries they were digging up
so she went there and it was like a field or something behind the cemetary
and she said it was all bones and dead folks back there
(my story isnt perfect bacause i forgot some of it after my mama told me it)
she saw a skeleton floating around and was like
"thats my son's bones, thats my son's bones!!!"
im like i kinda feel sorry for her but at the same time im wondering
how she knows her son's bones lol
dont all bones look just alike???
plus, have she even seen his bones before???
lol
whatever though, i guess a mother knows her son inside and out
literally
lol
just a little dead folks humor

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Homicidal Grandparents

So...um...i spent a night at my great grandma's house monday(7/6/09)
til today (7/8/09)
and it was kinda cool....my great grandparents are both 79 years old so i never kno when
there gonna kick the bucket so i try to visit as mush as possible
but anyways...marcelius (my little bro) came over there with me and we were sleepin in
the living room downstairs because he was too scared to sleep
upstairs in any of the bedrooms......yea he's a punk but ease up on the kid..he's just 8
....so we were downstairs watching George Lopez, Malcolm in the Middle, and the Bernie Mac show
(me on the couch, grandaddy in one chair, and celius in the other chair) then all of a sudden
my little brother started yellin like a sissy (bet u aint heard that word in years lol)
and climbin up the chair!
So im laughin my damn brains out and was like "what's wrong with you!?!? Get down off the chair like that you square!!!"
My grandaddy was so confused (bless his ol' elderly heart lol)
and marcelius started yellin "O my god, its a bug its a bug!! Cedes kill it" (if u dont kno Cedes is short for Mercedes: my name of course)
So i take my blind azz over there tryin to find it and i dont see a thing
haha :)
i wasnt lookin all that hard though
my grandaddy got up and went to get a flashlight...
came back 900 lightyears later (he moves really reeeaaallllyyy ssssssssslllllloooowwww lol)
and he flashed it...
didnt find it....
neither did i....
grandaddy left to go get the sucky thing thats kinda like a vaccum but its the long tube that u put on like crums and stuff and they get sucked up....yall no what im talkin bout
...so but anyways...meanwhile he gone to get that i grab the flshlight, i tell marcelius to shut the hell up with all that cryin (lol :) and i grab the flashlight and start lookin again
i found it...
it was a centipede (excuse my spelling, its summer vaca so i dont too much care)....
i told grandaddy to hurry up with the sucky thing
he took to long (remember he's sssssllllooowww lol)
and the damn creature got a way
we sucked up everything tryna find that damn bug!!!
but no luck......
marcelius slept on the couch with me cause he was to scared to sleep on the floor now lol
i jus couldnt say no.....
he was like "cedes i kno u're not gonna go to sleep on me right???" in the sweetest voice
i thought about it...
thought a little more....
thought a little bit longer...
"Hell yeah im goin to sleep on u" lol
five minutes later...
ZZZZzzzz..... lol
:)
....woke up the next mornin and grandma had made skim milk with hard azz burnt cornbread floatin in it in a bowl lol..and some little things that looked like baby flies were in there too
i was thinkin what the hell has this world come too!?!
First they gone let big azz bugs eat us and now they tryna make us eat them!?!?
I called my mama to come get me from that mad house
five minutes later...
BEEEP BEEP!!...
she was blowin her horn outside
Now this is the crazy part
Just as i stepped foot out the door my grandma starts chokin on her shit cereal
and the bug falls in my grandaddy's hair!!!!
OMFGTTFT(oh my fuqin god times three fuqin thousand) lmaooooooooooo
i didnt even go help them though cause some crazy shit was happenin in that house lol
Got in the car and was gone
I love my grand parents but i swear they were tryna kill me!!!

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The 4th of July

Happy 4th of July everybody
Funny that on independence day my mama decide to take all my god damn INDEPENDENCE!!!
LOL
But for real though...
Imma give a rundown of what i did today (if u dont care, dont read it :)
But anyways....
So i woke up this morning about 8:15 but i was still super sleepy so i
layed around til about 8:40 then i hopped in the shower and ironed my clothes
My mama was gone to get her hair done so i called her to ask her if
i could go with my brothers and cousins to Indiana today and she said no
i got over it
i got over it pretty quick actually cause i was expecting that really
but anyways....
me and my granny went back downtown to the apple store
(with an appointment this time)
they replace my ipod....i was happy
hella happy actually
got back home and........
ok well thats all i feel like typin so......lol......on that note....have a happy independo day


oh yea btw...my jerkin skills has gotten sick kid (i myself think so lol) :)
I think its safe to say im a jerk!!!!!
Yea but whatever....i been a jerk...yep a female jerk from the chi
ay by the time i make another post imma have a nickname
yall just watch and see but yea.....enjoy yourselves....be safe

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