Today after school i was chillaxin with some
friends at Simpson's house (his trunk party)....
Simpson, R. Smith, Naomi(my bad on the spelling), Shane, Dre...
and some people who names idk or i forgot...
but anyways...
i cracked a joke and we all started bustin up or whatever....
so we're laughin and i was like "i love laughin"
and they started laughin more
then i was like "its fuckin great, better than sex man"
EVERYBODY stopped laughin lol
they were lookin at me like "u dumb ass virgin"
i felt like awkward as hell
....then out of nowhere they were laughin again lol
not at my jokes tho...at ME this time :(
i told them "u teenage/early 20's herpes infested nymphos" and i felt better
and i got to laugh at them :)
That little incident was the highlight of my whole day today!!!
We laughed for bout 2 more hours after that about random shit..
ahhh....good times
Imma miss u Simpson!!!...have fun in kiddieland (FLORIDA)
College is for studyin not for sex buddyin!!!!
SIMPSON IF U READ THIS COMMENT THIS POST SWEETHEART
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Oh wait...u can still comment if you're not Simpson 2 tho.... i just called out that loser cause he's leavin me :(
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
I Invented Sex
i think this song is pretty dope...the concept atleast
i mean i was actually vibin with it until..........
DRAKE'S VERSE!!!
Why was that my first time hearin the song but i knew his whole verse by heart????
Because he be recyclin his shit!!!
Dont get me wrong imma big Drake fan but he need to do better
This like the 3rd time i heard him recycle his lyrics...
then i seen him claim he was rappin a "freestyle" on a radio station when he was clearly readin it from his fuckin blackberry
Matter fact....imma post that vid too
smh....so not a freestyle....the least he coulda did was SAY it wasnt a freestyle instead of deceivin the listeners.....U WERE BEIN RECORDED MUTHA FUCCCCKAAAAAAAA!!! lol
i mean i was actually vibin with it until..........
DRAKE'S VERSE!!!
Why was that my first time hearin the song but i knew his whole verse by heart????
Because he be recyclin his shit!!!
Dont get me wrong imma big Drake fan but he need to do better
This like the 3rd time i heard him recycle his lyrics...
then i seen him claim he was rappin a "freestyle" on a radio station when he was clearly readin it from his fuckin blackberry
Matter fact....imma post that vid too
smh....so not a freestyle....the least he coulda did was SAY it wasnt a freestyle instead of deceivin the listeners.....U WERE BEIN RECORDED MUTHA FUCCCCKAAAAAAAA!!! lol
Monday, September 28, 2009
CHICAGO GANGS MAN
I'VE BEEN SAYIN LIKE FOREVER HOW MUCH I DO NOT LIKE GANGBANGERS AND THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAD....I REALLY DONT HAVE SHIT ELSE 2 SAY ABOUT IT. THEY FUCKIN BEAT THE BOY TO DEATH...CHICAGO GANGS MAN SMH....MATTER FACT ALL GANGS....GO FIND SOME FUCKIN LIVES!!! AND WHATS REALLY FUCKED UP IS THAT HE HAD JUST MOVED TO CHICAGO
CHILL THE FUCK OUT MAN...IS THIS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT???
Thursday after school, two rival gangs got into a fight three blocks from the high school.
In all four students were beaten in that melee -- one was released from the hospital Friday morning.
While police continue their investigation, some students say they don't want to go back to Fenger next week.
Rival gang members have been fighting for a month -- and each time one of their fellow classmates is injured.
No knives and no guns were used in Thursday's fight. Just fists, feet and boards.
Derrion Albert, 16, was struck in the head by one of those boards.
Seconds later the honor student hit the pavement. That’s when witnesses, who are other high school students, say gangbangers began stomping on and punching Albert.
Derrion Albert's mom said witnesses told her he was "trying to help another student and kind of got mixed in with the crowd of the fight and he was hit.”
A senior who witnessed the whole thing says the melee lasted less than five minutes.
The video shows students and workers from a nearby community center rescue the boy -- but many out there knew it was too late.
Surveillance videos are mounted on businesses in the Roseland area, but Chicago Police say those don't show faces.
Police have a copy of this footage and it may help identify Albert's killers.
But while that investigation goes on, students say they will remember Derrion Albert as a good kid. A quiet, smart kid with no gang affiliation. But just a kid who may not have had enough street smarts to go another way.
-FOX NEWS
CHILL THE FUCK OUT MAN...IS THIS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT???
Thursday after school, two rival gangs got into a fight three blocks from the high school.
In all four students were beaten in that melee -- one was released from the hospital Friday morning.
While police continue their investigation, some students say they don't want to go back to Fenger next week.
Rival gang members have been fighting for a month -- and each time one of their fellow classmates is injured.
No knives and no guns were used in Thursday's fight. Just fists, feet and boards.
Derrion Albert, 16, was struck in the head by one of those boards.
Seconds later the honor student hit the pavement. That’s when witnesses, who are other high school students, say gangbangers began stomping on and punching Albert.
Derrion Albert's mom said witnesses told her he was "trying to help another student and kind of got mixed in with the crowd of the fight and he was hit.”
A senior who witnessed the whole thing says the melee lasted less than five minutes.
The video shows students and workers from a nearby community center rescue the boy -- but many out there knew it was too late.
Surveillance videos are mounted on businesses in the Roseland area, but Chicago Police say those don't show faces.
Police have a copy of this footage and it may help identify Albert's killers.
But while that investigation goes on, students say they will remember Derrion Albert as a good kid. A quiet, smart kid with no gang affiliation. But just a kid who may not have had enough street smarts to go another way.
-FOX NEWS
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thanx Willie : )
Majority of the people who read my blog doesnt follow me
or have a blogspot or whatever
we'll just be on the phone or hangin out or somethin and
they'll be like "o yeah your new post is dope"
or somethin like that but...
anyways
me and my friend Willie (use to be my bro's friend but i stole him)
were sittin on the porch at his house just chillaxin...
eating raviollis (dont correct my spelling) straight outta the can
(his idea) lol
and he was like "Your blog is interesting.....
in a good way....i've read every post...maybe even twice"
Of course i said thanx....
then i did my wierd eyebrow/squinty eye thing that i do when im kinda confused
....he asked me what makes me write about my life and what im thinkin
even tho everybody else usually blogs about clothes, shoes,
music, etc,....shit like that
....no answer on my part
.... so then he asked "what makes u think people even wants to read about u...u're not famous or anything like that"
i was kinda offended but then i realized thats just the way he talks so i shook it off
...i thought 4 a minute
then i told him
"because if they want to read about clothes, shoes, music, etc. they can google it or watch tv, or go to the stores or someone else's blog or whatever but theres only one place they can find the life and times of Mercedes Briana Hall" plus i do actually write about music and ish sometimes
i didnt answer his second question but i see it like if i bore u, u dont have to read it. To each their own....
That kid Willie is really a character man
(funny how i call him a kid and he's like 4 or 5 years older than me lol habit i guess)
but um....
yeah i realize i do blog about shit that has nothing to do nothing
....some people like it
....some dont (my bro...yep my own brother hates my blog, only read it once)
i think imma start makin em shorter tho lol
in real life i talk alot (or i use to)so naturally i type alot
I might change the direction of my blog and talk about music/clothes/shoes/tv/etc....
But if i do what makes mine diff from eveybody else's???
Should i change it???
Honestly???
or have a blogspot or whatever
we'll just be on the phone or hangin out or somethin and
they'll be like "o yeah your new post is dope"
or somethin like that but...
anyways
me and my friend Willie (use to be my bro's friend but i stole him)
were sittin on the porch at his house just chillaxin...
eating raviollis (dont correct my spelling) straight outta the can
(his idea) lol
and he was like "Your blog is interesting.....
in a good way....i've read every post...maybe even twice"
Of course i said thanx....
then i did my wierd eyebrow/squinty eye thing that i do when im kinda confused
....he asked me what makes me write about my life and what im thinkin
even tho everybody else usually blogs about clothes, shoes,
music, etc,....shit like that
....no answer on my part
.... so then he asked "what makes u think people even wants to read about u...u're not famous or anything like that"
i was kinda offended but then i realized thats just the way he talks so i shook it off
...i thought 4 a minute
then i told him
"because if they want to read about clothes, shoes, music, etc. they can google it or watch tv, or go to the stores or someone else's blog or whatever but theres only one place they can find the life and times of Mercedes Briana Hall" plus i do actually write about music and ish sometimes
i didnt answer his second question but i see it like if i bore u, u dont have to read it. To each their own....
That kid Willie is really a character man
(funny how i call him a kid and he's like 4 or 5 years older than me lol habit i guess)
but um....
yeah i realize i do blog about shit that has nothing to do nothing
....some people like it
....some dont (my bro...yep my own brother hates my blog, only read it once)
i think imma start makin em shorter tho lol
in real life i talk alot (or i use to)so naturally i type alot
I might change the direction of my blog and talk about music/clothes/shoes/tv/etc....
But if i do what makes mine diff from eveybody else's???
Should i change it???
Honestly???
Saturday, September 26, 2009
It Wasnt Me
I kno people have probably met plenty of girls named Mercedes
(i kno i've met 3 in my lifetime)
but whenever u run up on a Mercedes doesn't mean its me
sheeeeeeeesh
so stop asking
if u dont kno me from seein me around chicago or one of the
listed below sites...
it wasnt me (that reminds me of that song by Shaggy) :)
Facebook
Myspace
This site of course
Tagged (which i aint been on in years)
Youtube (i had like 2 videos)
Twitter (which i hardly ever get on)
Thats it, thats all
So dont ask if im on myyearbook or anything that wasnt listed above
IT WASNT ME!!!!
(i kno i've met 3 in my lifetime)
but whenever u run up on a Mercedes doesn't mean its me
sheeeeeeeesh
so stop asking
if u dont kno me from seein me around chicago or one of the
listed below sites...
it wasnt me (that reminds me of that song by Shaggy) :)
Myspace
This site of course
Tagged (which i aint been on in years)
Youtube (i had like 2 videos)
Twitter (which i hardly ever get on)
Thats it, thats all
So dont ask if im on myyearbook or anything that wasnt listed above
IT WASNT ME!!!!
things that ruffles my feathers lol
in no specific order. i kinda had this on my mind 4 a while so this is going to be the longest blog i've ever wrote. For that reason most of yall prob wont read it lol. but whatever im writin it anyway
1)when people look at me/talk to me like im seriously stupid. Before i came to the school im at now i was a straight A student. Plus i like to think i have alot of sense. Im far from stupid. Like just this week i didnt study for this test but i still aced it and this girl tells me i must have cheated. Thats some bullshit man. The test wasnt even hard. Just cause im a little goofy and get in trouble every now and then, that doesnt define my intellect. Im still a A/B student and plan on being straight A again by first quarter
2)when people knock me or my shit. If i say that i want a skateboard then thats just me. Dont comment. Period. If u think im dumb for it keep it to yourself. Idgaf if u like it. I cant please everybody. Personally i dont believe in make-up (well not the kind that covers up your uglies. Eye liner/mascara/eye shadow is cool but not all that foundation crap and what not)but if u wanna wear it by all means go right ahead. Do u. I wouldnt wear it unless it's a special occasion. Maybe i'll put on eyeliner one day tho. Thats just me
3)when people try to judge me or figure me out. U cant do either so dont try. I cant think of one person who i can say knows me and thats the truth. i have friends and even best friends but they dont really know me and i dont really "know" them. We just have fun 2gether. Dont read a post of mine and write me off as a certain thing cause i bet you're wrong. And when i say figure me out i mean like label me or tell me what i am. You can keep that shit
4)when people keep touchin me. I dont like 4 people who i dont kno like that (which is alot of people) to touch me. Rather it be hittin me, grabbin me, whatever...im not a fan of it. I mean people put they hand on my arm or my back and just leave it there and i'll be like "iight can u please move your hand"....or i'll just hit it off or somethin...hands 2 yourself plese lol...mad annoyin
5) when poeple dog other people while talkin to me. I tell my friends that they can talk to me about anything. ANYTHING. And i mean it. But when u start talkin about like random people for no good reason for the dumbest most irrelevant shit i just be like "????" Please explain to me why your hatin on them so much. I try my hardest not to talk about folks unless they give me a reason too. So if you're talkin to me and you call somebody a bitch because they walked passed u and didnt speak or sum dumb shit like that and you're serious. I probably wont listen
6)when commercials be like ultra long. i mean if the show is already only 30 minutes long y make the commercials 5 minutes long and they come on 3 times durin the show!!! That be those BET commercials lol
7)when people look down on me because of my age. Yes i realize im young. Born Jan.21.95. i kno that everybody is way older than me and all that shit but who cares. If i wouldnt have told u i was 14 we coulda been bestfriends but since i did tell u we're not??? U might look down on me cause im young but trust me when i say that im not looking up 2 u cause u're older :) so we're even. its not my fault my mother waited til '95 to get knoked yp lol. For some reason i gravitate to older people tho. Rather it be 19 or 99. I dont discriminate
8) when people tell me to shut up and like really mean it. Like im seriously gonna listen to u. I usually just walk away. I dont belive in arguing. I slip up and do it sometimes but its so over rated to me. Yellin and shit. Just chiil out. Its no need 4 it. Dissmiss em and keep it movin :)
9)Gangbangers. "Thugs/hooligans/hoodlums" all stuff my granny would say lol. But whatever u wanna call em i have no respect 4 em. None at all.
10)when people lie to me. If u dont want to tell me the truth then dont. But dont lie either. Just leave it at nothing.
11) I was only goin to go up to ten but this is seriously one of the most important ones. When people say they're "real" or "im just keepin it real".....yeah nigga...real fake...seems like everybody that i hear say that be the phoniest/dumbest/gullable people out there. I thought u were real right up until u said that sentence.
12) ok last one for real lol. When i wake up in the middle of a perfect dream and cant go back to sleep. That kills me. I be like "God please lemme go back to sleep" lol. It never works tho
this list could go on and on but imma stop right here
1)when people look at me/talk to me like im seriously stupid. Before i came to the school im at now i was a straight A student. Plus i like to think i have alot of sense. Im far from stupid. Like just this week i didnt study for this test but i still aced it and this girl tells me i must have cheated. Thats some bullshit man. The test wasnt even hard. Just cause im a little goofy and get in trouble every now and then, that doesnt define my intellect. Im still a A/B student and plan on being straight A again by first quarter
2)when people knock me or my shit. If i say that i want a skateboard then thats just me. Dont comment. Period. If u think im dumb for it keep it to yourself. Idgaf if u like it. I cant please everybody. Personally i dont believe in make-up (well not the kind that covers up your uglies. Eye liner/mascara/eye shadow is cool but not all that foundation crap and what not)but if u wanna wear it by all means go right ahead. Do u. I wouldnt wear it unless it's a special occasion. Maybe i'll put on eyeliner one day tho. Thats just me
3)when people try to judge me or figure me out. U cant do either so dont try. I cant think of one person who i can say knows me and thats the truth. i have friends and even best friends but they dont really know me and i dont really "know" them. We just have fun 2gether. Dont read a post of mine and write me off as a certain thing cause i bet you're wrong. And when i say figure me out i mean like label me or tell me what i am. You can keep that shit
4)when people keep touchin me. I dont like 4 people who i dont kno like that (which is alot of people) to touch me. Rather it be hittin me, grabbin me, whatever...im not a fan of it. I mean people put they hand on my arm or my back and just leave it there and i'll be like "iight can u please move your hand"....or i'll just hit it off or somethin...hands 2 yourself plese lol...mad annoyin
5) when poeple dog other people while talkin to me. I tell my friends that they can talk to me about anything. ANYTHING. And i mean it. But when u start talkin about like random people for no good reason for the dumbest most irrelevant shit i just be like "????" Please explain to me why your hatin on them so much. I try my hardest not to talk about folks unless they give me a reason too. So if you're talkin to me and you call somebody a bitch because they walked passed u and didnt speak or sum dumb shit like that and you're serious. I probably wont listen
6)when commercials be like ultra long. i mean if the show is already only 30 minutes long y make the commercials 5 minutes long and they come on 3 times durin the show!!! That be those BET commercials lol
7)when people look down on me because of my age. Yes i realize im young. Born Jan.21.95. i kno that everybody is way older than me and all that shit but who cares. If i wouldnt have told u i was 14 we coulda been bestfriends but since i did tell u we're not??? U might look down on me cause im young but trust me when i say that im not looking up 2 u cause u're older :) so we're even. its not my fault my mother waited til '95 to get knoked yp lol. For some reason i gravitate to older people tho. Rather it be 19 or 99. I dont discriminate
8) when people tell me to shut up and like really mean it. Like im seriously gonna listen to u. I usually just walk away. I dont belive in arguing. I slip up and do it sometimes but its so over rated to me. Yellin and shit. Just chiil out. Its no need 4 it. Dissmiss em and keep it movin :)
9)Gangbangers. "Thugs/hooligans/hoodlums" all stuff my granny would say lol. But whatever u wanna call em i have no respect 4 em. None at all.
10)when people lie to me. If u dont want to tell me the truth then dont. But dont lie either. Just leave it at nothing.
11) I was only goin to go up to ten but this is seriously one of the most important ones. When people say they're "real" or "im just keepin it real".....yeah nigga...real fake...seems like everybody that i hear say that be the phoniest/dumbest/gullable people out there. I thought u were real right up until u said that sentence.
12) ok last one for real lol. When i wake up in the middle of a perfect dream and cant go back to sleep. That kills me. I be like "God please lemme go back to sleep" lol. It never works tho
this list could go on and on but imma stop right here
.....me i guess
meeeeeeeerrrrrrrrccccceeeeeddddddeeeeeessssss
everybody pronounces it like the car
except close fam and friends get it right sometime
but my mother meant 4 it to be pronounced like Mer-su-diece
but nobody listened
they just insisted on pronouncin it like Mercedes Benz
so whatever
if u ask me my name i say Mercedes
they say "like the car"
i say "sure, y not"
Either way it goes neither one fits me so it dont really matter
the pic of me below was inspired by the one above
of course cudder's was better tho
imma redo mine and try to make it better
....maybe
....later
haha my cheek looks like extra weird/nasty....whatever tho
just kno that aint how it really looks lol
: )
GOOD Music biiiiiiiitch
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everybody pronounces it like the car
except close fam and friends get it right sometime
but my mother meant 4 it to be pronounced like Mer-su-diece
but nobody listened
they just insisted on pronouncin it like Mercedes Benz
so whatever
if u ask me my name i say Mercedes
they say "like the car"
i say "sure, y not"
Either way it goes neither one fits me so it dont really matter
the pic of me below was inspired by the one above
of course cudder's was better tho
imma redo mine and try to make it better
....maybe
....later
haha my cheek looks like extra weird/nasty....whatever tho
just kno that aint how it really looks lol
: )
GOOD Music biiiiiiiitch
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Friday, September 25, 2009
im bored.....again
self explanatory
side Note:
Sprint need to chill out with these roamin charges!!!
I bought 1 calltone(answer tone) and 2 ringtones and
they threw on like a extra 50 dollars
???
they are triiiiippin
My cellphone bill is $467!!!
I dont even use that muthafucker
'cept to text now and then and that shit is unlimited on my phone!
Sprint, yall foul as hell...smh
Now my mama all in my ear wit her noise and shnizzle
Just aint right, just aint right...fbnl(funny but not laughin)
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side Note:
Sprint need to chill out with these roamin charges!!!
I bought 1 calltone(answer tone) and 2 ringtones and
they threw on like a extra 50 dollars
???
they are triiiiippin
My cellphone bill is $467!!!
I dont even use that muthafucker
'cept to text now and then and that shit is unlimited on my phone!
Sprint, yall foul as hell...smh
Now my mama all in my ear wit her noise and shnizzle
Just aint right, just aint right...fbnl(funny but not laughin)
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
Biters
I really dont like when people think someone is like bitin
there shit just because u both like the
same thing but it took u longer to get it or get on it
Please dont flatter yourself
LIke when i made a skin for my ipod sooooo many
people said they were gonna go skin their shit
and if they did i wouldnt fuckin care
they are not "bitin" me...im glad i was able
to put somebody up on sum shit for that matter
Yesterday i ordered this pink Juicy Couture backpack (courtesy
of mom's credit card) and my cousin was like
"you bitin ol' girl at yo school"
???
How so??
She dont even have the varsity bag that i ordered!!!
Hers is a messenger bag!!!
I had Juicy couture shit in 7th GRADE!!!
i had juicy jewelry before i saw it on ANYBODY!!!(with the exception of my mama)
I had it before it had even got real popular so what
the hell she's on i dont kno
Then she say if i hate pink so much why am i gettin it in pink
Well MS.i need to shut my hatin ass the fuck up.....1)it matches my other bag
(that mom picked out a while back)
2)i never said i "hated" pink...its just not really my color
3)the fuckin pink one went the hardest
Maybe if you stop worryin about what i got and what im gettin you'd have your own damn bag....man stfu
bite that shit
there shit just because u both like the
same thing but it took u longer to get it or get on it
Please dont flatter yourself
LIke when i made a skin for my ipod sooooo many
people said they were gonna go skin their shit
and if they did i wouldnt fuckin care
they are not "bitin" me...im glad i was able
to put somebody up on sum shit for that matter
Yesterday i ordered this pink Juicy Couture backpack (courtesy
of mom's credit card) and my cousin was like
"you bitin ol' girl at yo school"
???
How so??
She dont even have the varsity bag that i ordered!!!
Hers is a messenger bag!!!
I had Juicy couture shit in 7th GRADE!!!
i had juicy jewelry before i saw it on ANYBODY!!!(with the exception of my mama)
I had it before it had even got real popular so what
the hell she's on i dont kno
Then she say if i hate pink so much why am i gettin it in pink
Well MS.i need to shut my hatin ass the fuck up.....1)it matches my other bag
(that mom picked out a while back)
2)i never said i "hated" pink...its just not really my color
3)the fuckin pink one went the hardest
Maybe if you stop worryin about what i got and what im gettin you'd have your own damn bag....man stfu
bite that shit
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Ms. MuthaLovin Miller!!
So its early in the morning on a school day
and im wonderin rather or not i should
tuck in my shirt...
Its the rule but thats one rule i dont like nor
usually follow at all
BUT!!!
yesterday in my 8th period class ms. miller (shark lookin ass)
put me outta her class 3 TIMES!!!
because my shirt was untucked 3 TIMES lol
Im sittin in the desk doin my work and u puttin me on blast
cause u see my "shirt tail"??
If u wonderin how i kept makin it back in the class
everytime its because like each time i left out
i didnt tuck it in i just rolled it under :)
and when u roll your shirt under it eventually falls down
that final time she put me out i actually tucked it in
bad enough we in unform
they should atleast let me where it my way
Fuck it man, im rollin under
i dont feel like tuckin this shit in
I'll just wait til one of the teachers/wanna be correctional officers
say somethin
Which i hope is never
Now....where's my other earring
and im wonderin rather or not i should
tuck in my shirt...
Its the rule but thats one rule i dont like nor
usually follow at all
BUT!!!
yesterday in my 8th period class ms. miller (shark lookin ass)
put me outta her class 3 TIMES!!!
because my shirt was untucked 3 TIMES lol
Im sittin in the desk doin my work and u puttin me on blast
cause u see my "shirt tail"??
If u wonderin how i kept makin it back in the class
everytime its because like each time i left out
i didnt tuck it in i just rolled it under :)
and when u roll your shirt under it eventually falls down
that final time she put me out i actually tucked it in
bad enough we in unform
they should atleast let me where it my way
Fuck it man, im rollin under
i dont feel like tuckin this shit in
I'll just wait til one of the teachers/wanna be correctional officers
say somethin
Which i hope is never
Now....where's my other earring
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Man....I been bloggin alot 2day....
Just wanted to say i made a new
playlist of some of my random shiznit
flip through it
i hope u find your next fave song in there
even tho most of em is like old classic songs or not new at all
i dont put dates on good music so
it doesnt matter to me
or maybe you'll be like "aw yeah, this use to be my shit!"
or somethin like that
i feel like i made it to depressin tho....
i was rushin so whatev
i'll change it soon anyway so its all good my friends
comment if you saw somethin u like
:)
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playlist of some of my random shiznit
flip through it
i hope u find your next fave song in there
even tho most of em is like old classic songs or not new at all
i dont put dates on good music so
it doesnt matter to me
or maybe you'll be like "aw yeah, this use to be my shit!"
or somethin like that
i feel like i made it to depressin tho....
i was rushin so whatev
i'll change it soon anyway so its all good my friends
comment if you saw somethin u like
:)
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
Venus vs. Mars
You're lookin at a pic of: Mercedes Briana Hall
Thats what my birth cetificate says....sadly :(
Mercedes sounds ghetto to me and is waaaay over rated
Briana is waaaaaay 2 common
And Hall is waaaay....well...im not even a fuckin Hall...???
Precisely why i usually just go by a nickname
when u find me a good one let me kno
ONLINE PORN!!! lol
i am so tired of seein porn everywhere!!
lol i swear to God i am
at night u cant watch any channels in the 500's
(u kno what i mean if u got Direct tv)
without spotting a glimpse or two
every magazine be havin that watered down porn
wit half naked chicks and nigs
when i go to school everybody feel like they
aint gotta go to the bathroom and change 4 gym lol
i mean like damn!!!
online porn is the worse tho cause it comes up at all the wrong times
i was tryna watch the vampire diaries online earlier
cause i missed it last thursday or whatever
and i clicked the first link i saw, right?
ok so yeah
im like "man i cant wait to see this!"
....its loadin like extra slow
...in the corner of the screen it say "redirecting..."
so im like "redirecting to what"
soon as my brother walk in the room a big nasty wiener
pop on the screen and its like pokin the computer screen
if you know what i mean and everytime the wiener hits
the screen it makes a glass tapping sound like it was trying to
crack through my screen lol
and bold letters across the top of the screen was flashing "Open Mouth!"
everytime the wiener made the glass tapping noise
so im like tryna press back and everyime i press back a new pic comes
up so i figure if i keep pressin back
really fast my bro wont see this shit cause its movin to fast
i turn around and he's lookin at me like WTF r u doin lol
so im tryna click out still and thats when my momma and granny walk
in and im like hyperventilating and shit
i was scared to go press the red x to close out cause it was gone stop
on a freak pic
they like "whats wrong"
im like "i cant get out of this" tryna sound all cool and shit
and my bro was like "she need help" i dont like that ass hole
so my granny walk over and im like "naw get back man, i got this"
and she wanna fight me over the mouse
so im tryna keep clickin really fast and i got a finger cramp and started clickin slower and you heard moans in between every pic
so then i was thinkin like game over now and i had to stop clicking lol
this little white "wang" (i hate the d-i-c-k- word) was on the screen tappin at the glass
just like the big black one lol
everybody stared at the the wang...then me...then the wang..then me
i held the power button and the computer went off
i wish i would have been thought of that lol
this story is already too long so imma stop here
but if u wanna kno the rest message/comment/get at me however
and i'll prob post a "Online Porn 2"
lol
stay away from porn kiddos
u never know when your granny might Brian Urlacher tackle u for the mouse
:)
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lol i swear to God i am
at night u cant watch any channels in the 500's
(u kno what i mean if u got Direct tv)
without spotting a glimpse or two
every magazine be havin that watered down porn
wit half naked chicks and nigs
when i go to school everybody feel like they
aint gotta go to the bathroom and change 4 gym lol
i mean like damn!!!
online porn is the worse tho cause it comes up at all the wrong times
i was tryna watch the vampire diaries online earlier
cause i missed it last thursday or whatever
and i clicked the first link i saw, right?
ok so yeah
im like "man i cant wait to see this!"
....its loadin like extra slow
...in the corner of the screen it say "redirecting..."
so im like "redirecting to what"
soon as my brother walk in the room a big nasty wiener
pop on the screen and its like pokin the computer screen
if you know what i mean and everytime the wiener hits
the screen it makes a glass tapping sound like it was trying to
crack through my screen lol
and bold letters across the top of the screen was flashing "Open Mouth!"
everytime the wiener made the glass tapping noise
so im like tryna press back and everyime i press back a new pic comes
up so i figure if i keep pressin back
really fast my bro wont see this shit cause its movin to fast
i turn around and he's lookin at me like WTF r u doin lol
so im tryna click out still and thats when my momma and granny walk
in and im like hyperventilating and shit
i was scared to go press the red x to close out cause it was gone stop
on a freak pic
they like "whats wrong"
im like "i cant get out of this" tryna sound all cool and shit
and my bro was like "she need help" i dont like that ass hole
so my granny walk over and im like "naw get back man, i got this"
and she wanna fight me over the mouse
so im tryna keep clickin really fast and i got a finger cramp and started clickin slower and you heard moans in between every pic
so then i was thinkin like game over now and i had to stop clicking lol
this little white "wang" (i hate the d-i-c-k- word) was on the screen tappin at the glass
just like the big black one lol
everybody stared at the the wang...then me...then the wang..then me
i held the power button and the computer went off
i wish i would have been thought of that lol
this story is already too long so imma stop here
but if u wanna kno the rest message/comment/get at me however
and i'll prob post a "Online Porn 2"
lol
stay away from porn kiddos
u never know when your granny might Brian Urlacher tackle u for the mouse
:)
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im bored.....
ok so
at school today
my bad...
i meant yesterday in my History class
the teacher was like u can SOMETIMES tell what people r like
by they response to extra random shit, right?
ok so...i was thinkin about that shit and i
kno that im not the type of person really
to start a conversation wit nobody sayin
"whats good" or "whats been up"
i usually start it by sayin whatever im thinkin
like when my laptop broke i texted
Rell "my laptop broke" not "wassup"
or when i got a detention i im'd Stacey and Dalia
"i got a fuckin detention"
i look at like why would i send "wassup"
when i really dont care or already know what you're doin
and even if i did care or didnt kno u only gone reply with "NM" (nuthin much)
or "NMU" (nuthin much u?) and then i be lookin like well
wtf am i suppose to send back to nuthin much??
or when i kno u really dont care what im doin why would i reply to nmu??
i guess the conversation over
So but anyways...
so i sent atleast 5 people on myspace
6 on facebook
9 by text
and 10 by im
"im bored...." lol
some of these people im cool as hell with
and others i really dont even kno
thats what i was really thinkin
my teacher said most people would look at the message
like "and....ok wtf im suppose to do about that" or "i dont give a fuck"
but others would look at it like an invitation to
talk about whatever the fuck they want
so i guess i sent that to about a total of 30 people??...i think???
and out of those thirty bout 6 didnt reply at all...
about 13 replied extra late with all kind of shit -cough *Simpson* cough- lol
about 5 sent back "lol" (which is secretly "stop talkin to me") lol so true
2 sent "well talk to me"
1 sent "go make a sandwhich"
1 sent "come over"
1 sent "do yo damn homework lol"
and the rest i cant remember
I kinda agree with the history teacher on majority wont
give a fuck lol
imma try again tomorrow with different people
sendin them some spur of the moment shit
haha my nigga tracon was confused as hell
he was like "???" lol i love that dude tho
but um....since majority who did reply worked around my message i didnt
learn much about them
i kno i aint the only random person tho
have a nice life folks
be back when some new shit come up
myspace.com/dhwbenzo23.....i think
:)
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at school today
my bad...
i meant yesterday in my History class
the teacher was like u can SOMETIMES tell what people r like
by they response to extra random shit, right?
ok so...i was thinkin about that shit and i
kno that im not the type of person really
to start a conversation wit nobody sayin
"whats good" or "whats been up"
i usually start it by sayin whatever im thinkin
like when my laptop broke i texted
Rell "my laptop broke" not "wassup"
or when i got a detention i im'd Stacey and Dalia
"i got a fuckin detention"
i look at like why would i send "wassup"
when i really dont care or already know what you're doin
and even if i did care or didnt kno u only gone reply with "NM" (nuthin much)
or "NMU" (nuthin much u?) and then i be lookin like well
wtf am i suppose to send back to nuthin much??
or when i kno u really dont care what im doin why would i reply to nmu??
i guess the conversation over
So but anyways...
so i sent atleast 5 people on myspace
6 on facebook
9 by text
and 10 by im
"im bored...." lol
some of these people im cool as hell with
and others i really dont even kno
thats what i was really thinkin
my teacher said most people would look at the message
like "and....ok wtf im suppose to do about that" or "i dont give a fuck"
but others would look at it like an invitation to
talk about whatever the fuck they want
so i guess i sent that to about a total of 30 people??...i think???
and out of those thirty bout 6 didnt reply at all...
about 13 replied extra late with all kind of shit -cough *Simpson* cough- lol
about 5 sent back "lol" (which is secretly "stop talkin to me") lol so true
2 sent "well talk to me"
1 sent "go make a sandwhich"
1 sent "come over"
1 sent "do yo damn homework lol"
and the rest i cant remember
I kinda agree with the history teacher on majority wont
give a fuck lol
imma try again tomorrow with different people
sendin them some spur of the moment shit
haha my nigga tracon was confused as hell
he was like "???" lol i love that dude tho
but um....since majority who did reply worked around my message i didnt
learn much about them
i kno i aint the only random person tho
have a nice life folks
be back when some new shit come up
myspace.com/dhwbenzo23.....i think
:)
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Over here Rissa!!!! Watch It !!! LOL
For the people reading this who is not Marissa
i had found this on youtube
and thought it was funny a while back
so i put it on my ipod and i intended
to show the folks at school but they have
strict "NO IPOD" -usin my deep voice lol- rules this year so
i posted it here so my fellow Cudder fan
Marissa can watch it :)
And of course who ever else that is reading it too
i had found this on youtube
and thought it was funny a while back
so i put it on my ipod and i intended
to show the folks at school but they have
strict "NO IPOD" -usin my deep voice lol- rules this year so
i posted it here so my fellow Cudder fan
Marissa can watch it :)
And of course who ever else that is reading it too
Damn
why am i just now findin out that cali is west and New York is east??
i been under the impression all these years that it was the opposite
So all the times when people read my blogs and i was
talkin bout like east coast west coast shit
i was soundin dumb as fuck!!
Why aint nobody correct me?? lol
And why is Chicago considered Mid West??
I swear man...
i am always wrong
i might go back and correct those blogs but not right now
im feelin to stupid to do anything at the moment lol
Welp....life goes on :)
i been under the impression all these years that it was the opposite
So all the times when people read my blogs and i was
talkin bout like east coast west coast shit
i was soundin dumb as fuck!!
Why aint nobody correct me?? lol
And why is Chicago considered Mid West??
I swear man...
i am always wrong
i might go back and correct those blogs but not right now
im feelin to stupid to do anything at the moment lol
Welp....life goes on :)
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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