Homicidal Grandparents

So...um...i spent a night at my great grandma's house monday(7/6/09)
til today (7/8/09)
and it was kinda cool....my great grandparents are both 79 years old so i never kno when
there gonna kick the bucket so i try to visit as mush as possible
but anyways...marcelius (my little bro) came over there with me and we were sleepin in
the living room downstairs because he was too scared to sleep
upstairs in any of the bedrooms......yea he's a punk but ease up on the kid..he's just 8
....so we were downstairs watching George Lopez, Malcolm in the Middle, and the Bernie Mac show
(me on the couch, grandaddy in one chair, and celius in the other chair) then all of a sudden
my little brother started yellin like a sissy (bet u aint heard that word in years lol)
and climbin up the chair!
So im laughin my damn brains out and was like "what's wrong with you!?!? Get down off the chair like that you square!!!"
My grandaddy was so confused (bless his ol' elderly heart lol)
and marcelius started yellin "O my god, its a bug its a bug!! Cedes kill it" (if u dont kno Cedes is short for Mercedes: my name of course)
So i take my blind azz over there tryin to find it and i dont see a thing
haha :)
i wasnt lookin all that hard though
my grandaddy got up and went to get a flashlight...
came back 900 lightyears later (he moves really reeeaaallllyyy ssssssssslllllloooowwww lol)
and he flashed it...
didnt find it....
neither did i....
grandaddy left to go get the sucky thing thats kinda like a vaccum but its the long tube that u put on like crums and stuff and they get sucked up....yall no what im talkin bout
...so but anyways...meanwhile he gone to get that i grab the flshlight, i tell marcelius to shut the hell up with all that cryin (lol :) and i grab the flashlight and start lookin again
i found it...
it was a centipede (excuse my spelling, its summer vaca so i dont too much care)....
i told grandaddy to hurry up with the sucky thing
he took to long (remember he's sssssllllooowww lol)
and the damn creature got a way
we sucked up everything tryna find that damn bug!!!
but no luck......
marcelius slept on the couch with me cause he was to scared to sleep on the floor now lol
i jus couldnt say no.....
he was like "cedes i kno u're not gonna go to sleep on me right???" in the sweetest voice
i thought about it...
thought a little more....
thought a little bit longer...
"Hell yeah im goin to sleep on u" lol
five minutes later...
ZZZZzzzz..... lol
:)
....woke up the next mornin and grandma had made skim milk with hard azz burnt cornbread floatin in it in a bowl lol..and some little things that looked like baby flies were in there too
i was thinkin what the hell has this world come too!?!
First they gone let big azz bugs eat us and now they tryna make us eat them!?!?
I called my mama to come get me from that mad house
five minutes later...
BEEEP BEEP!!...
she was blowin her horn outside
Now this is the crazy part
Just as i stepped foot out the door my grandma starts chokin on her shit cereal
and the bug falls in my grandaddy's hair!!!!
OMFGTTFT(oh my fuqin god times three fuqin thousand) lmaooooooooooo
i didnt even go help them though cause some crazy shit was happenin in that house lol
Got in the car and was gone
I love my grand parents but i swear they were tryna kill me!!!

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