ONLINE PORN!!! lol

i am so tired of seein porn everywhere!!
lol i swear to God i am
at night u cant watch any channels in the 500's
(u kno what i mean if u got Direct tv)
without spotting a glimpse or two
every magazine be havin that watered down porn
wit half naked chicks and nigs
when i go to school everybody feel like they
aint gotta go to the bathroom and change 4 gym lol
i mean like damn!!!
online porn is the worse tho cause it comes up at all the wrong times
i was tryna watch the vampire diaries online earlier
cause i missed it last thursday or whatever
and i clicked the first link i saw, right?
ok so yeah
im like "man i cant wait to see this!"
....its loadin like extra slow
...in the corner of the screen it say "redirecting..."
so im like "redirecting to what"
soon as my brother walk in the room a big nasty wiener
pop on the screen and its like pokin the computer screen
if you know what i mean and everytime the wiener hits
the screen it makes a glass tapping sound like it was trying to
crack through my screen lol
and bold letters across the top of the screen was flashing "Open Mouth!"
everytime the wiener made the glass tapping noise
so im like tryna press back and everyime i press back a new pic comes
up so i figure if i keep pressin back
really fast my bro wont see this shit cause its movin to fast
i turn around and he's lookin at me like WTF r u doin lol
so im tryna click out still and thats when my momma and granny walk
in and im like hyperventilating and shit
i was scared to go press the red x to close out cause it was gone stop
on a freak pic
they like "whats wrong"
im like "i cant get out of this" tryna sound all cool and shit
and my bro was like "she need help" i dont like that ass hole
so my granny walk over and im like "naw get back man, i got this"
and she wanna fight me over the mouse
so im tryna keep clickin really fast and i got a finger cramp and started clickin slower and you heard moans in between every pic
so then i was thinkin like game over now and i had to stop clicking lol
this little white "wang" (i hate the d-i-c-k- word) was on the screen tappin at the glass
just like the big black one lol
everybody stared at the the wang...then me...then the wang..then me
i held the power button and the computer went off
i wish i would have been thought of that lol
this story is already too long so imma stop here
but if u wanna kno the rest message/comment/get at me however
and i'll prob post a "Online Porn 2"
lol
stay away from porn kiddos
u never know when your granny might Brian Urlacher tackle u for the mouse
:)

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